- Buy Dangote and Otedola's yatchts. You see those two yatchts parked at Walter Carrington Crescent, Victoria Island, Lagos, they will be mine.
- Buy a house in Banana Island Linda Ikeji Style.
- Rent Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, the Kardashians all shipped in my newly acquired yatcht. Importation things...Ain't doing no local. Shoot me!
- Get all the Nigerian beauty queens pregnant Flavour Style.
- Credit all my baby mamas One Million Naira each as monthly allowance Davido Style.
- Entice my brother's ex-girlfiend with wads of Naira notes,date her and flaunt my actions all over social media Rob Kardashian style.
- Sign Marvin and YBNL artistes under my new label and lock up Don Jazzy and Olamide. If they want the key to their cell, they can come and collect it.
- Shut down clubs Quilox and 57 in Nigeria and 1Oak in Las Vegas.
- Take photos of my Naira notes and post it on Instagram our Nigerian artistes style.
- Pay off 50 cents and Meek Mill to release a Collabo featuring Drake.
- Take pictures flaunting Dollar bills with my girlfriends and side chicks who are cool with each other Floyd Mayweather style.
- Sponsor Gbemisoke and the Olumofin brothers wedding. Forget the shades,they like each other jor...
- Help Blackface find his stolen songs by giving him some money because apparently they were stolen from where he kept them which he is yet to disclose.
- Crush all the Yoruba demons after my beloved ones.
- Buy a time machine and start January all over again. All these January Memes on social media ain't seen nothing yet.
- Reinstate Patience Jonathan as first lady! Nobody has made me laugh sooo hard in months. I miss her!
